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Klaine Fic Recs




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Fic Rec List 

I’ll warn you: every single fic in this list is Klaine and a lot of them probably contain some form of NC-17 material. But you should all know this by now. Check the warnings.

The Sidhe  - Chazzam (Multichapter)
~ Summary not shown.
(This story, man. This story. I think everybody knows by now that it is, like, legend. It’s written beautifully. The plot is wonderful, characters and creatures believable, and come on, the smut is superb. All in all, it has everything you’d want.)


Things I Cannot Change - Beautifulwhatsyourhurry (Multichapter)
~Kurt begins his junior year at McKinley, fully prepared for something better than the torment he has suffered as an underclassman. However, when he befriends Blaine Anderson, a shy transfer student, he might not be able to handle everything God throws at him.
(This story, while also being sweet and precious, teaches so many lessons about a lot of religions, actually. So much wisdom preached through Kurt and Blaine. If you’re not very open to/are sensitive about any religions or lack thereof, you might not want to read.)


I do, I think - Myheartwonxxo (Multichapter)
~“I do,” Kurt vowed without thinking, and before the thought even reached his mind, he added, “I think.” Immediately realizing what he’d just said, Kurt whipped his head up, but not to look at his shocked fiance - to look at his best friend Blaine. AU.
(Such a sweet story. A fair amount of angst, I guess, but even I could handle it, and I have a fear of too much angst, alright. The tension between the characters is great to read, because I just read the story continuously, just waiting for this tension to snap. Beautiful stuff right here.)



Together, We Are The Oceans - Aelora (Multichapter)
~When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn’t count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
(This was the first multichapter fic I read, and I fell in love. It’s so hilarious and fluffy and even a little angsty, but all in all, it’s just a nice, easy, wonderful read.)



You’d Tear This Canvas Skin Apart - SirenVoice11 (Multichapter)
~Blaine is at last embracing his second love - art. What he doesn’t expect is for the living statue of David to walk into his art class in nothing but a silk robe.
(This is definitely one of the most elegantly written fics I have ever laid my eyes on. So gorgeous. It gets pretty angsty, but all in all, it’s about the art and the love between Kurt and Blaine and it’s just a definite favourite.)



 Kiss - Foraworldundeserving (One-shots)
~While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there’s millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss.
(There’s so many chapters. But they’re all just one shots, so it’s the kind of story you can go and read when you want a little dosage of fluff. It’s really just hundreds of different ways Kurt and Blaine could have kissed. I love so many of them.)


Nobody’s Home - Nukagirl (Multichapter)
~ Blaine just wanted to go home, play his guitar and then go to bed. However, his father had completely different ideas, as he shoved the picture of Kurt and him kissing in Blaine’s face. He finds himself homeless, broken and alone.
(This story is actually pretty angsty - generally not the story I would go for - but it’s really touching, and maybe I just enjoy vulnerable!Blaine. It’s the kind of story where you end up yelling at the screen, ‘BLAINE! JUST LET KURT HELP YOU!’ And he eventually does and you just sigh about their love.)



10 Days - Carolinefics (Multichapter)
~There’s ten days left of summer vacation and Kurt Hummel wants to lose his virginity 
(Smut, smut, smut, more smut. So much glorious, wonderfully written smut. I constantly re-read this fic.)

 

You’ve Got Cute Ears - Mawiiish (Multichapter)
~ “Who’s that?” Blaine breathed and made a gesture to the left. “Nobody knows his name, even though everybody wants to,” the stranger answered. - Why can’t Kurt speak? Why is he living with the Karofsky family? And how will Blaine help him?
(This story, man. I fell in love first chapter. Just, the idea of Kurt opening up to only Blaine, and Blaine’s sole devotion to protect Kurt is a wonderful thing to read. And you’re just itching for Kurt to say something.)



Sex Education - Beautifulwhatsyourhurry (Multichapter)
~ Kurt decides he wants to be a little more informed on all this sex stuff. Blaine, as a nice, thoughtful friend, offers to teach him. Hands on. 
(I might as well just rec all of Jamie’s fics. This story was really, truly beautiful. The smut was remarkable, of course. But also feelings and just - yeaaah.) 

 

Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt - Camunki (One-shot)
~Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It’s all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.  
(FUCK. That is all I can say about the smut in this. Because that’s all it is). 
 
 

Swingsets and Sandboxes - Beautifulwhatsyourhurry (Multichapter)
~ Kurt Hummel is 7 years old. He makes a new friend, little Blaine, on the playground one day. This is their story. 
(This was the first kid!fic I ever read and I am so, so glad. Jamie just knows how to write feelings. So much adorable fluff [and also some angst, of course] and it’s written beautifully, as per usual).
 

Hey, New Kid - Admiller (Multichapter)
~ Kurt Hummel is McKinley High’s resident bad-ass but the arrival of a new transfer student from Dalton Academy quickly has his life spiraling out of control. 
(Sweet baby jesus, send me to heaven. This story. The best badboy!Kurt story you could ever try to read. There’s a fair bit of angst, but everybody knows to expect that with our badboy fics. This fic is hilarious, heartwarming [and wrenching, gah] and overall a really kind of beautiful story).

 

Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel - SpecsO-O (Multichapter)
 ~Blaine can’t quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
(Okay, just imagine: Blaine’s thoughts and fantasies, on paper - and, heh, maybe played out. Super hot, really).


Something New -  Judearaya (One-Shot)
~ Shameless PWP in which a platonic backrub goes awry.
 (She manages to make this sweet and totally porny at the same time. Escapes me).


Dismiss Your Fears - Unwritten.25 (Multichapter)
When Burt dies instead of waking up from his coma, Kurt goes mute. The summer after his junior year, Kurt works in his aunt’s secondhand bookshop, the same place where Blaine applies for a job as live entertainment.
(Not even going to lie, I cried very much at Burt’s death, but the story was so, so, so beautiful. Very tender and sweet. Definitely a favourite).



Forever (Maybe) - oncetwiceforever (or tara1031) (One-Shot)
~Summary not shown. 
(Basically just a schmoopy, fluffy, Klaine cuddles fic in Finn!POV. I always re-read it; it’s so adorable).


Fix - rainjoyswriting (Multichapter)
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 He has - god, his grin is wolfish and wicked and somehow, in the bright darkness of his eyes, sweet
(This story. This story. It’s definitely one of my top badboy!Blaine fics. Simply amazing, also also super sweet. Love that.) 



It’s Raining on Prom Night - elanorelle (One-Shot)
Wherein Kurt and Blaine miss prom, cuddle a lot, and Blaine’s cardigans are the subject of great scrutiny.
(This fic is just so adorable. Very in-character and precisely how I imagine events would play out, had Kurt and Blaine not attended Prom).
 




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