December 2011
crieffs:
im coming up with a list of breathing exercises in preparation for sherlock
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teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
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While my family awaits the hour leading up to New Years together, I sit alone in my room, happily playing obnoxiously loud repeats of Baby, It’s Cold Outside.
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Now that it's 2012, time to spend the day saying...
I haven't slept since last year
I haven't eaten since last year
I haven't been to the bathroom since last year
I haven't showered since last year
I haven't seen you since last year
I haven't been outside since last year
I haven't been on tumblr since...oh wait
I’m going into the panick-y, flail-y stage of fangirling because Sherlock.
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Other fandoms: Are you still excited about Sherlock?
Sherlock fandom: Yes.
Other fandoms: After all this time?
Sherlock fandom: Always.
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allowing two strangers on omegle to like each other’s company before disconnecting yourself
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otterlyfictionalbro asked: Do you remember the other girl's url though? I closed the window and forgot :/
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When we are born, we all have two chins...
tashiya-chan:
But one is given to Benedict Cumberbatch at our birth, as a peace offering.
That’s why he has so many chins. they’re full of secrets.
the amount of Sherlockians on Omegle right now omg
i am squealing
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Looking at somebody introduce another to Sherlock and fistpumping.
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"You were thinking, it's annoying."
Stranger 2: Not as annoying as Anderson's face
Stranger 1: It puts everyone off.
Stranger 1: Why doesn't he go fuck a dinosaur or something
Stranger 2: He's probably saving it all up for his wild weekends with them
Stranger 1: On the beach
Stranger 1: With his tattoo
Stranger 1: Good times.
Stranger 2: Yup. Bet he thinks about having a foursome with John and his jam
Stranger 1: But we all know they would never allow Anderson to join in on anything
Stranger 1: Because he's Anderson.
Stranger 1: And that's enough reason.
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Asking questions on Spy Mode and two people are complaining about Anderson
i am happy with this
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finnickdair asked: SWEET BABY JESUS YOUR STORY MY LORD
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It happened. It happened.
You: Where's the jam, Sherlock? WHERE IS IT?
Stranger: It's in the fridge. Calm down, John.
You: Right - sorry. Just...I love the damn jam.
Stranger: Besides, I thought you were going to get the milk.
Stranger: Yes...I've noticed.
You: Right - er, of course.
You: Do we need anything else?
You: Bread, eggs, condoms, lube?
Stranger: Hmmm...the last two I believe we'll be in need of, yes.
You: Triple of each box like yesterday?
Stranger: Of course.
You: Right, I'll be going just now.
You: But try to find your riding crop under all the rubbish in the flat, please.
Stranger: Take my card.
You: Will do.
Stranger: Oh, don't worry. I know just where it is.
You: Good, good. I'll be back as soon as I can.
Stranger: I'll be waiting.
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People should go on Omegle.
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relevant
my ass looks fantastic today also
Reading Family Portrait and eshislgdfghjkldfgj.
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Anonymous asked: okay good because it was weirding me out ahahah
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Anonymous asked: did you enlarge your eyes in that picture of you in that resolutions post, because they look strange aha